i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
Randomize
