Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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