So drunk, too bad you don't want this
So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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