what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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