Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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