kristin has been a bad kristin
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
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