: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
The Olympian is in my bed
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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