It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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