yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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