You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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