toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
I think im going to throw up on grandma
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
Randomize
