What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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