just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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