So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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