I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
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