Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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