It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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