laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
There are leaves in my underwear?
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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