No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
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