hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
it wasn't lemon gatorade
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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