The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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