There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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