two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
My liver just had a heart attack.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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