it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
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