thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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