just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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