Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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