rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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