I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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