I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
Randomize
