Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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