i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
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