It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
Randomize
