Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
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