Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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