found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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