How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
we should paint friendship bongs
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