Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
this is an emotional support booty call
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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