walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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