he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
Randomize
