I want to make a zoo with you.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
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