are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
Randomize
