i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
Randomize
