is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
you win again, gameday.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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