Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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