I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
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