Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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