My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Randomize
