This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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