just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
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